I don't know either, kids.
I got a request for a 'rot and ribbon' piece,
panda-style.
But those guys don't even look real when they are alive,
and look even more stuffed animal-ish when they are dead.
So I did a panda with some 'lucky bamboo' head growths.
(still with a ribbon, of course).
Turns out, 'lucky bamboo' isn't even bamboo at all;
they aren't even related,
and it's not even native to Asia.
Early morning Albie Rock texts are either about butts, guns,
or scientific classifications of biology.
Anyway, this panda has some Pier 1 houseplants
growing out of it's head,
and I'm sure it'll be dead soon.